By no means am I trying to say bad things about women or trying to condone prostitution (even though I do to a point). Where I grew up, it's just a fact of life.

This is only meant to be funny and in character for a Pimp. If you think it may offend you, then don't read it! If not, click onward to the "Story Continues" link below... And post some comments if you care/dare.

From: "Bryn Mosher"
To:
Subject: Merry frickin' Bitch-Mas all! Date: Fri, 12 Dec 2003

More proof that I'm a wacko: So I was thinking about "How the Pimp Saved Christmas" and "American Pimp" and had a Christmas type song stuck in my head. The result...

To the Tune of "A few of my favorite things" From "The Sound of Music"

Bitches in leather,
And chicks in high fashion,
Some dressed like skanks,
But that's the attraction,
If somebody punks wit' 'em,
We'll come to blows,
These are a few of my favorite hos . . .

Some just give quickies,
Some charge by the night,
Others won't quit,
'Till they make you feel right,
Folded right over with ears touching toes,
These are a few of my favorite hos . . .

Girls in white spandex,
With blue satin halters,
Girls that will tempt you until you falter,
Then you can get naked,
Or just stay in your clothes,
These are a few of my favorite hos . . .

When the I'm locked up,
When the man shows,
When I get jacked,
I simply remember my favorite hos,
And then I don't feel so mad . . .

Rose....hmmm Kristen...
Taniqua.......Sharon....
La dee da, la dee da,
La dee da, da,
These are a few of my favorite hos . . .

When the I'm locked up,
When the man shows,
When I get jacked,
I simply remember my favorite hos,
And little by little my heavy shaft grows . . .

And then I don't feel so mad . . .

Merry frickin' bitch-mas all!
Anyone want to dress in some funky threads and go caroling? Hay hay hay!

bm